aluroe:

ok puberty, jokes over, you can make me hot now
  • me: wow I feel like I haven't heard this song in 46 years
  • mother: you are 15

meladoodle:

names are fuckin weird, like your parents just choose a sound that identifies who you are as a human being for the rest of your life
  • i hate it when teachers say this
  • teacher: from all this talking, i assume you're done
  • me: from all this complaining, i assume you're single

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